Seenu potter and chicago stone .....s01 e06

Cupboard under garbage disposal

Seenu's step mother thinks he is a waste of space so puts him in the room which is meant for excess garbage if it is there. normally the actual son deadly dursey fucks with him so he normally throws a lot of garbage at night when seenu potter is sleeping but he doesnt know that he normally is in some one elses room.

anyway one day, he goes to his room and then something strange happens to him. he looks at a house cat and tells his uncle selvaraj (american accent) "IS THAT A DOG?!?!?!". then his step dad hits him so hard that the sound of that itself breaks the glass and the cat escapes

to be continued.....

Seenu potter and chicago stone .....s01 e05

Seenu potter and chicago's stones

        Once there was Dumbdoor and McDonalds sitting in KFC(Kuwait Food Court)and chatting.Then suddenly Lord Fuk-de-mort comes.They get scared but he is veg,so he buys french fries-coke and goes and sits in the dark corner.Suddenly proffesor Tre-longknee comes limping in and announces a prophecy"There will come a man so short that its unbelievable..... but then it will be true as he will be the person to destroy Fuck-de-mort."

        At first it doesn't seem serious.But Fuk-de-mort goes on a frantic search for seenu potter as he knows that the shortest fellow in the world is seenu potter.But he doesn't know yavi shortbottom also exists.

   Dumbdoor goes quickly to nallakunta and takes anal potter to chicago and drops him in a spencers bag and leaves him there so that he is far from reality.

horaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

NITWARANGAL DIRECTOR RESIGNS

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NOTHING ELSE TO SAY

The name s01 e04

Monday ....22/3/2010

As i mentioned before ....my friend

CHILLARA SRI VENKATA PHANI SATYA ANANTHA SUBRAMANYAM SAI HARNADH KOUNDINYA SRI RAM

This name tormented us ...it fucked us in the ass for four months .....let me explain..

when our ragging started the seniors asked us our names and every one told our first names ...

but chillar had to tell his short name ...

CHILLAR VENKATAPHANI SRIRAM

Then when they asked him to repeat it ...that asshole told ...his full name

its too big i cant type it again ...read it .its the mythical creature's name mentioned above

yes my friends.. chillar's name affected the very ebb and flow of our universe. who would have thought that seenu from Chichago, nay hyderabad, nay kurnool, nay.. does it matter? nor Chanakya Konda from CALIFORNIA a.k.a half way across the world or the sex capital, MUSCAT, or that rickshaw like country KUWAIT, or auto rickshaw size BAHRAIN.. we really couldnt think of anything special to say, had to learn that name from that fucker...and i'm quoting this, who had "TOO MUCH FUCKING TIME IN INDONESIA".

had to learn 13 different names back and forth with spellings and all..

and the best part is... we learnt it even though chillar said "GUYS! I'll take the blame", with his arms flailing like some deranged 92 year old pregnant woman who just learnt that she is giving birth to twin babies who have horns on their head stuck in her huge feminine love nest(vagina ...if u r illeterate or from kuwait or bahrain )and thinks that violently vibrating the arms will solve everything  ... yea chillar we like to think we had a choice.. it kinda makes us look nice.

 that day we all thought chillar had some problem but all of us were definitely sure he would be unable to pronounce it even if he found out the name of the above mentioned problem.

4 months and 2 weeks and 3 days and 21 hours and 32 seconds later during our freshers when sethu "GOT DRUNK"...that's one story u wud like to read ....but the real thing is that chillar is like J.K.Rowling .......inventing lame names ....

so any way ..u may be wondering why i mentioned J.K.Rowling ....because

WAIT FOR IT ..

!

why bahrain sux oman's hairy sweaty ball sac...s01 e03

Sunday ...21/3/2010

sorry from deviating from the topic but i had to state that ...
BAHRAIN SUX ...

also theres no need to say even ryan nazareth  thinks kuwait sux ...

now to get back to topic ...wait for my next blog...

CIAO ...SAYONARA..KAWABANGA

thanx to the girl in section k for bringing her huge vagina to this college...

also ..D.SRINIVASACHARYA SUX ...HE IS A BIG BASTARD DICK LESS GAY MOTHER FUCKER

First impression is the best impression .......(s01 e02)

Sunday ...21/3/2010

The first time i met seenu (anurag) was when we planned to go out on an all a.p. dinner ...that was the second or third week of college
The group then  included Chillar, Jashmi ,Kaushik, Sethu ,  Tarun ,  Seenu  (anurag) ,
I never heard him speak before ..so when he spoke in an indian accent i thought he was from somewhere in the Srikakulam( a small village in rural a.p.like kuwait)!!
So when other people told me he was from chicago ...i laughed it off thinking they were fucking with me ...

Finally when the first ragging session started ...we were asked to introduce ourselves everyone introduced
themselves properly ....he started:

Seenu: (american accent...kinda fake ...not like the one of chanakya)
 hi my name is anurag sai peddaiahgari...i am from chicago ...etc.etc

Also ..i couldnt control my laughter....so i burst out laughing.......as did all of us

Even as anurag told me that he got disqualified from the chemical freashers as he spoke in an accent mentioned above..

There is no doubt that he is from chicago or the u.s. for that matter as i saw his i.d.card ...but the accent is funny ..

He is a talented singer i presume ....as i heard him singing only once ..but he also lost during music club auditions ...chillar beat him while singing laskar pelangi...an indonesian song ....

Now as the base of my first impression being set ...

I conclude by sayin. it takes a person to decide if he wud be friend's wid a guy .. 8.3 seconds*. That's 1.7 seconds faster than your typical rocket launch. Astonishing.

Without the verbal acumen**, God-given physique**, or the fashion literacy** anurag was somehow  strong enough to defeat this 8.3 second barrier.


* Average time elapse based on a S.K University study in which a cohort of attractive 18-22 year old people were shown pictures of anurag ( these pictures are awesome ) and if they wud be friends with him. To legitimize the study, subjects were also shown a control picture of the lead researcher in a sharp suit and asked the same question they said yes for the second one but mixed responses for the first.

**  will be discussed in detail later ...

HOW I MET ANURAG s01 e01

Sunday....21/3/2010

PREFACE:

Sitting in abhishek's room ...IRRITATED without current .listening to SLIPKNOT..an awesome thought occured to me is to start blogging ...
if amitabh and aamir can do it ...then even i can do it ...

HI MY NAME IS SRIKIRAN AND I AM NOT A TERRORIST ...

anurag is my friend and we call him seenu ...

the detailed description will be blogged ...so stay tuned ...


I would like to thank my parents ...for sending me to this college ....for paying this huge fees...

i would like to thank sachin aekka...arpit..arjun..vepa...omar for starting our group and providing us with unlimited jokes on SEENU (anurag)

also chillara sri venkata phani satya anantha subramanyam raghavendra sai harnadh koundinya sriram...
..i forgot ..
also koushik abhishek tarun chanakya devashish sethu ..for helping in creating these unlimited jokes mentioned before....

and॥Y।V.RAO.. director of this institute for making it the place it is....

finally god for making me this awesome .....



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